Sunday, February 11, 2007
Private Call
Im very afraid and reluctant to pick up private calls.... Its if Im running away from someone... Or worst still its like running away from utang... BUT I certainly takder utang duit dengan siaper2 ah... Dats for sure!! Tak macam setengah orang nak berlagak lebih tapi biler part nak bayar ajer byk ajer dia nak spedo....
Its always co-incidental dat frens who call me from private nos r always those frens dat fall under d catergory of needing my favours especially taking up a loan from me...
Real scenario one :
Private Number . In Dec 2006
Hi, Ida... Dis is XXXX.. I nid 2 go 4 my op and I nid about $1000 plus.. Can u lend it to me.. I will pay u d lump sum once I receive my salary in 2 weeks time.....
$1000 is hell a lot of cash!!! Do I look like Im printing money or Im rich... Im definitely not rich ok coz Ivr never brag abt owning Lvs, Gucci or Prada (mayb Prata ader ah, coz I have many Prata instant in my fridge muakakaka)... Ive never brag abt going to highend brand preview.. Mayb d only ting I brag is about my super-market buys at Sing Shiong.. Muakakaka....
REAL SCENARIO NO TWO:
Hi Ida.... I called u earlier on but u didnt ans my kol (private number) so here I am sms-ing u....
My fren needs a lap-top and shes still short of cash>> I was tinking can I use ya credit card for d installment plan )0% interest.... Hope u can help
My reaction: Hello... Installment is indeed 0%.... Tapi if yr fren or even u didnt pay I would be footing d bill 100% and yet I dunt get d lappie.... Wat prompt u 2 choose me among all yr acquantances... Who noes I mite max out my card or my card could be freezed in d fridge among my prata instant so dat I will not go on a spending spree.....
I will b a fool if I allow myslef 2 be manupulated by all dis gimmick so my ans will be a FIRM NO!!!
REAL SCENARIO NO THREE:
Also from a private number
Hi Ida.. My mum nids $100 but my cheque will be cleared by 2morow.... I wil pay u by 2pm d min my cheq has been cleared....
Me : I transferred $100 since my fren is quite a nice n trustworthy person... N d next day she transferred d $100 back to me n called to inform me.. BUT!!!!!!!! 2 days later she called me again, dis time round...It was her fren who was cash-strapped and needed like $200 plus... Wah piang I give u an inch u want a yard... Firstly it was her mum, den her fren, s next will b her grandmother, grandfather, neighbour, d apek under d voiddeck. d people in d market is it.... Wat do u all take me 4... A WALKING ATM MACHINE is it?????
REAL SCENARIO THREE:
(It was from d same person who wanted $1000 for d op)
Hi Ida, can u transfer $50 to me....
Me : Suka hati dier ajer mintak2 transfer duit..... Tak dapat $1000, $50 pun jadik ker.. Can I juz transfer u 5 cents????? LOL.....
Please lah frens.... Bcoz of all dis incident, Im very reluctant to answer private calls....Yalah semua call nak pinjam duit... Go take a loan form someoner rich lah. from someone who is decked with LVs, Prada or Gucci from top to toe.... Not from some who wears cheap clothes from Bangkok or Bugis Street.... Take a loan from someone who literally has gold all over d body like mami jarum, no from someone who dunt even has a glint of gold on my body.. Take a loan from someone who always brag abt going to high end and posh boutique.....
I shall (self) freeze all my credit cards by freezing them into ice cubes trays...Im certainly not cash rich ya.... D only assets I have r my twin peaks albeit saggy ones (d aftermath of breastfeeding)... LOL..
D car insurance and road tax nids a renewal next mth.... Will anyone be kind enuff 2 transfer some money 2 me... ACCT no is 1800-MAGG69.... Call now...LOL....
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