Sunday, August 20, 2006
Lil Syura's Disastrous Hair Cut
My poor sweetie-pie's hair is in TROUBLE, wif a capital T.... Its disastrous... Gone r d those GoldiLocks, gone r those ketak ketaks gone r those 'curly fries'... N its all bcoz of a stoopid nyonya whose obviously dun understd basic english... N its partly my fault 2 coz I dunt want 2 splurge unneccesarily on a simple hair cut.. So no more fanciful hair saloon at any shopping mall.. DIs time round I am gonna make do wif a neighbourhood hair saloon dat charges juz 6 buckeroos..(3 times lesser than fancy saloon)
Me: Auntie, can u cut her hair a bit short. *shows her about an inch using my index n second finger
Auntie : Wah . her hair beri curly hor
Me: Ya... (and bz searching for my digicam)
While d auntie is bz snipping away, snip snip snip... Me as usual pun bz wif snap snap snapping of pics.... Only 2 realise dat d nyonya has snipped/ chopped of half of her hair.... ...
Me: Auntie, y u cut her hair so short??? I told u to cut 1 inch lah
Auntie : I tot u wan her hair 2 be one inch
KNN lah dis auntie!!! By den Syura became fidgety n restless n I quickly came 2 her rescue by giving her sweets.... But she couldnt stop moving her head...
Me : Syura Syura.. Look SYura ibu making funny face.. *Rolls eye balls, cross my eyes.. (juz 2 divert her attention). Syura managed 2 divert her attention 2 my silly face n she stopped moving...
N d auntie for no reason also called her name..
Auntie : Sudah, Sudah (she tot Syura's name is Sudah)
Me : @@##$$%%^^!!!!! Auntie her name is Syura lah not Sudah...
Auntie: Oh Sulah Sulah...
Me : $$##@@%%%%%
I ended up bursting in laughter coz I couldnt take it anymore.Not only Dis nyonya couldnt even take simple instructions, she has difficutly twisting her tongue too!! Muakakakka... Her face turned red in embarrasment coz I was literally laffing my heart out...
Oh gosh.. My lil sweetie-pie wil b turning 2 in about 2 weeks times... Wont she look weird or awkward in a frilly dress 4 her upcoming bday party... *MAGG rubs chest.. Never mindlah daughter, Ibu promise 2 buy u a wig or hair extensionfor ya bday ya... I promise.. Or I pakai tudung for u.... LOL
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