Saturday, May 28, 2005
Nuisance Call
I have some hilarious n lame thing 2 blog about.. D person who made d nuisance call muz either b a gila or tiga suku guy or hes born wif his ass glued 2 his brains... I was buzy n hurrying myself 2 finish my household chores b4 I leave d house... The phone rang so with one hand holding d broom n d other with d dustpan, i 'park' my cordless phone near my ears... The caller sounded very distant so I mati2 tot it was hubby.... So I was like Hello Hello is dat u yang... Yang.. yang...D line wen dead.... AFter datd phone rang again , I picked it up n
Caller : Hello dah makan ( in a Cina slang)
Me: Siapa ni n who r u looking 4
Caller: Dah makan ???
Me: No no who r u looking 4
Caller : Wait 1st ah... (Then I heard he was like skipping or clapping fast followed by some orgasm sound )... Actually hes not skipping or clapping lah but masterbatinglah...Duhhhh... Aku pun satu..Upon hearing dat I was so mad dat I f him upside him
Me: Helo Helo.... U dont play2 ah.. Dis is POLICE STATION ah.. I AM A POLICEWOMAN.. U WANT ME 2 ARREST U IS IT... I HAVE YR NUMBER N ADDRESS HERE !!! I WILL GO DOWN 2 YOUR PLACE WITH MY COLLEAGUES 2 CATCH U .... WHO R U????
Caller: (Suddenly his suara stim terus change 2 normal).. Sori sori Im Peter n I'm looking for Jenny...
ME: WAT JENNY?? NO JENNY HERE?? DIS IS POLICE STATION.. U NOE POLICEMAN POLICE STATION.. DONT CALL AGAIN.. POLICE STATION HERE..
Caller: ok ok sori mdm.. SOri...
Den d line wen dead n he stopped calling after dat... Dat guy is d most chippo n disgusting chao-ah pek ... Faking orgazzm n pengecut pulak 2... I geretak wif d werd police station n policeman ajer dia dah takut... N ididnt noe dat I can sound like.... Phua Chu Kang.. I swear I told him off in PCK's slang especially wen I told him dont play pla.... N did is police station... Hahahahha... Probably Ive been watching 2 many PCK...???!!!! U go gurllllllllllllllllll................
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